Behold The Human Foreplay

If she’s feeling down
I’m there to pick her up
If she’s feeling sober
I’m there to fill the cup
If she’s getting bored
I’m there to tell a joke
If she’s getting emotional
Her tears I’m there to soak
If she wants to dance
I’m there to lead the way
If she’s feeling insecure
I know just what to say
If she’s feeling shy
I’m there to set her free
And if she’s feeling horny
There ends the night for me

Cause then the handsome man arrives
From his spot across the room
And I walk slowly to my corner
Her eyes, an invisible broom
There’s nothing left for me to do
Even less for me to say
No reason to praise the work
Of the world’s best human foreplay